Koh With a Bit of Samui

Turquoise waters, long blonde beaches, obsessing about tanning, masses of tourists, kayaking, fresh seafood, Marine Park, fire shows, island hopping, trash on the beach, cocktails by the pool, getting soaked on speedboats, snorkelling, fresh fruit, fresh fruit smoothies, fresh fruit smoothies with vodka, falling down the stairs, bruises the size of pineapples, bungalows on the beach, naps by the pool, cheesy holiday music, Emerald Lake, obsessing about tanning, 24 hour happy hours, Hakuna Matata, infinity pools, bad coffee, feeling relaxed, food poisonings, warm sea breeze, gross toilets, candle-lit dinners on the beach, dying for a cigarette, fireworks, Singha beer, obsessing about tanning, piña coladas....and not being bothered about writing a proper post about it all.